Showing posts with label Chuck Palahniuk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Palahniuk. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Book Review: Chuck Palahniuk's Doomed



Chuck Palahniuk has a flare for inventive writing, whether tackling pent up societal aggression in his breakout novel Fight Club, writing in the form of collected documentary interviews in an effort to explore man’s desire to become a god in Rant, or chronicling the grotesque layout of hell as thirteen-year-old Madison Spencer journeys through her afterlife in Damned. In Doomed, the sequel to Damned, Madison becomes the unwitting center of the classic battle between good and evil, an experience she details in a series of terse and comedic blog posts so that both the world and her friends in hell can follow along.

Madison, who has been trapped on in the real world after failing to make it back to hell by the midnight Halloween curfew, finds herself at the center of a worldwide religion. Her death has turned her into a religious savior, a transformation that the portly child of a famed actress cannot fathom. The new religion is referred to as Boorism, involves placing society at their worst. People say hello through a volley of profanity, they no longer hide their bodily secretions, farting, burping, and the like, in an effort to reach what they think is heaven. Unbeknownst to them, the religion started at the hands of Madison doing her job in hell in the previous novel, a job that involved serving as a telemarketer. Madison wanted to see her parents again and told them that she was Heaven, but in order to be reunited, they would need to commit sin upon sin to get there. A religion perpetuated.

We find that Camille Spencer has used her global position and celebrity status to turn her daughter into the focal point of societal corruption. Madison is less than impressed, in fact she is appalled at the changes her innocent phone call thrust on society. Thus Madison seeks out her mother in order to communicate with her and hopefully put a cap on the idea that she is an angel. Further motivation stems for the final moments of Damned, where Satan informs Madison that she exists as a mere work a fiction, a creation of his.

Conflicted, Madison explores her past. She reflects on her role in her Grandfather’s death, the lack of true paternal love from her parents, and her own awkward existence within a privileged society. Her journey does not initiate her into life, rather Madison exposes the overabundance of holes in her story. Things are odd, convenient at times, and complicated beyond rational belief at others. She notes her own religious conflicts, her relationship with her fictional boyfriend Jesus, and attempts to come to grips with her past and the long line of telemarketing phone calls that seemed to shape it. As always with Palahniuk, depth and complexity lunge at you from nowhere, creating a unique plot through the filter of his mind.

While an entertaining read, Doomed is not Palahniuk at his finest. It is fun, full of his typical ironic humor and cunning and cutting outlook on life, yet the text falls a bit short of some his past work. The edge is there, but at times it is dull, dragging along in the mind of his early teen protagonist. She is complex, but not the fully rounded character that Palahniuk often creates. She is missing something, and at times the novel suffers for this fact. Nonetheless, the read is pleasurable and worth the time.

Favorite lines:
  • “The avant-garde in every field consists of the lonely, the friendless, the uninvited. All progress is the product of the unpopular.” 
  • “Instead of evolution, Charles Darwin seems to have invented attention deficit disorder, and his focus is constantly distracted by a different fungus … a novel, new arthropod…a brightly colored pebble.” 
  • “Gentle Tweeter, how peaceful is a world where everyone gives offense but no one takes it. Within my circle of vision everyone is littering and spitting, and no one seems put off by those uncivil acts.”
  • “Once I was born, I could see for myself that motherhood required no special skills. My general impression was that various glands come to the fore, and you’re rendered essentially a puppet or a slave to the timing of bodily secretions—colostrum, piddle, doo-doo. You’re always consuming or voiding some vital gunk.”

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Chuck Palahniuk’s Zombies: A Review



Zombie: A New Original Short Story by Chuck PalahniukChuck Palahniuk’s latest literary creation (beyond Doomed) comes in the form of a short story called “Zombies,” available free here (you may not want to open the link at work, the story has been published by Playboy, the link is clean though). As Palahniuk often does, the story focuses the social complexities of modern life calling foul where need be as he is painfully honest to those who wish to deny the truth of life, all with his unique brand of humor.

The topic this time is the life and times of high school students. The piece does not focus on drama, but rather digs into the scholastic and parental expectations of our era.  Specifically, Palahniuk explores the pressures placed on teenagers as they are pushed to excel socially, academically, athletically, and artistically in an effort to get into the right college, a college that will theoretically push them into the right job, a job that subsequently slots them appropriately on the ladder of life, yielding lifelong success. In theory this success would extend to their offspring and so on. Of course this idea is not uniquely American, but it is a common story, a common situation. The narrator of “Zombies” notes rather quickly how the idea heaps stress on the teens, and they respond by either plowing through adversity or buckling.

Yet the teens in the narrative almost uniformly opt to leave the game and become Zombies of a sort. Do not expect the undead here, expect characters that instead have become fully alive through elective lobotomy by way of a defibrillator to the head. These teens shock away their problems, forgetting the stress and yielding to the temptation to give up. Instead of focusing on grades, they elect to go the way of reality celebrities: they want to be mindless slugs focused only on the pleasures of life without taking a moment to endure the troubles that come along with it. They figure if Honey Boo Boo and Kim Kardashian can be rich, famous, and mostly carefree, why can’t they too have a ticket to easy street? It is in this vein that the protagonist confronts his personal decision on whether to end it all and become a member of the mindless or endure a life based on reality. While I won’t reveal the situation or detail each step of the trip the reader takes to get there, I will note that Palahniuk does not disappoint as he pulls the reader through the narrative.

 Below is a rough recording of Chuck Palahniuk reading the story on a promotional tour. I did not record this, I only found it on the web: